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Part Disney Princess, part Timelady. I also train dragons as a hobbie. My name is Delaney, and welcome to the blog! Feel free to have a look around; I post everything from fandoms to hilarious stuff to various other things. You never really know what's going to pop up here. Allons-y!
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Gallifreyan Disney Dragon Rider

belovedfreakk:

idjit-pies-and-puppydogeyes:

hufflepuffinder:

aviculor:

spacethatsinbetween:

well-fly-ofcourse:

phantomofthelibrary:

pabus-tail:

strawberryvespers:

well-im-the-lord-of-time:

passthecocaine:

Yeah but can you imagine:

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Sorcerer’s Stone

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Chamber of Secrets

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Prisoner of Azkaban 

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Goblet of Fire

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Order of the Pheonix

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Half-Blood Prince

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Deathly Hallows

Has a nice ring to it

ACTUAL PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN

JAMES WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH PADFOOT

ACTUALY PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE

NEVERMIND THAT, HE ALSO GOT FREAKY WITH SNAPE.

ACTUAL PROOF THAT I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

THE ENTIRE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

JAMESF

I HOPE YOU USED PROTECTION

FORGET THAT HOW DO YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GOBLET OF FIRE

WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE STONE SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS??

this post started with a funny little fan art…omg people

So we’re going to ignore that the Chamber of Secrets is a sex dungeon now

does this include the basilisk or not?

I hope not

The Harry Potter fandom has officially lost it

(Source: zuckerwattetraum)

tags:
#OTP
#OTPPPPPP

My dearest one, my darling dear
Your mighty words astound me
But I’ve no need of mighty deeds
When I feel your arms around me

(Source: azullions)

quantumfemme:

phoenix-falls:

No sugardaddies. No sugar mamas. No sugarbabies. Full socialism in romantic relationships. There are only sugarcomrades.

Holy fuck

powercuddle:

free-parking:

i found my new wardrobe

i need henry the eighth to reside over my crotch like some fucked up guardian who will behead or divorce all who dare try and pass him

artist-chan:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes

(Source: sburbs-givenaway)

acciobenedictcumberbatch:

cedricdigory:

it kind of bothers me that after all this time people still dont understand how sorting works in harry potter

its not necessarily based on the characteristics you possess, its the ones you value, and that my friends is completely different. that is why the sorting hat considers your choice, otherwise why would he bother with your opinion

primary examples would be hermione, wormtail and lockhart

see also: neville

overlordclinton:

how did the flintstones have a christmas special before the birth of christ

balladofgales:

TIME TO DECIDE WHO THE REAL FUCKIN MAYOR IS

τέτλαθι δή, κραδίη: καὶ κύντερον ἄλλο ποτ᾽ ἔτλης.
Homer, Odyssey 20:18
"Take courage, my heart: you have been through worse than this."
"Be strong, saith my heart; I am a soldier; I have seen worse sights than this"  (via incpetion)

(Source: plutoandpersephone)

frantzfandom:

you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?

the astronauts?

the rappers?

the concert pianists?

but you, the tumblr blogger

you won

(Source: shmurdapunk)